Orgasmatones Ready For Climax

Forget groantones -- why let somebody else have all the fun when you can have your very own personalized "orgasmatone"?

The industrious Alfie Dennen and his team have put together recordings of women screaming the pleasures of the 500 most popular male names in the UK (complete with bow-chicka-bow-bow background music), seriously raising the stakes in the porno ringtone biz. Big-name porn stars that have gotten in to the ringtone business charge more than Orgasmatones for generic dirty-talkin' ringtones, with no personalization.